By our resident astrologer, Kim La Rue….
NEW MOON VIBES: The Sagittarius New Moon kicks off December with a fiery burst of optimism. It’s the perfect time to set intentions, like finally repairing that compost toilet or figuring out why the solar panels mysteriously stop working at 3 PM. The stars suggest that you write these goals down – preferably on recycled paper, or the back of that herbal tea box you’ve been saving.
Aries (Sun/Moon/Rising): You’re feeling inspired to start a new project this month – perhaps a kombucha brewery or goat yoga sessions on your terrace. Just remember: not everyone appreciates unsolicited turmeric elixir recipes.
Taurus: Your love for creature comforts might clash with the realities of an off-grid December. Pro tip: hug your wood stove like it’s a long-lost soulmate. And yes, you can bake sourdough on a campfire if you believe in yourself.
Gemini: You’re overflowing with ideas, but the village Wi-Fi can’t keep up. If Mercury retrograde messes with your hand-cranked radio, take it as a sign to journal or shout your poetry into the mountains instead.
Cancer: Home is where your hearth is, and this month it’s all about cozying up. Pro tip: don’t let the neighborhood goat gang near your stash of foraged chestnuts.
Leo: The stars say, “Express yourself!” Whether it’s tie-dyeing your entire wardrobe or finally performing that didgeridoo solo by the fire pit, December is your time to shine.
Virgo: Efficiency is key for you, Virgo. You’ll perfect your rainwater collection system and probably reorganise the community tool shed (again). Just try to relax – everyone else is not on your timetable.
Libra: Harmony is everything, but sharing a yurt with your neighbor’s drumming circle may test your patience. A little palo santo and a lot of deep breathing will help.
Scorpio: This month, you’re drawn to deep conversations. Expect to spend hours pondering the mysteries of the universe or debating whether cacao counts as a “ceremonial sacrament.”
Sagittarius: It’s your season! Adventure calls, but try to resist hitchhiking to Morocco on a whim (at least until Mercury retrograde is over). Keep your eyes peeled for wild herbal remedies and interesting hitchhikers.
Capricorn: Always the planner, you’re ready to turn your olive harvest into next year’s gold. Just don’t forget to share that extra virgin magic with your less-organised friends.
Aquarius: This month’s electric vibes make you want to invent something revolutionary, like a bike-powered washing machine or a wind chime that generates electricity. Your neighbors may be skeptical, but they’ll be impressed when it works.
Pisces: You’re feeling ultra-spiritual, Pisces, and December’s dreamy energy is perfect for meditating under the stars or channeling messages from your garden gnome. Just watch out for that tricky Saturn influence – it’s reminding you to balance dreams with reality.
Cosmic Pro Tip for All Signs: Keep an eye on Mercury retrograde in Sagittarius (Dec 1–23). If your van breaks down on a dirt track or your barter deal for goat cheese falls through, laugh it off. It’s all part of the cosmic comedy. Happy December, and may your solar panels always shine!
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