Our resident Zodiac expert, Kim LaRue, reveals what the spooky season has in stall for YOU…
Aries (March 21 – April 19): You’re charging through life like a zombie on espresso, Aries! But beware – your energy could scare away the trick-or-treaters (and friends). Slow down before you turn your social life into a ghost town. Halloween tip: Maybe save the chainsaw noises for after midnight.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): You’ve been preparing your candy stash for weeks, but let’s be real – you’ve eaten half of it already, haven’t you? The stars say indulgence is your middle name, Taurus, but try not to enter a candy coma before the witching hour. Halloween tip: Beware of skeletons… in your closet and your budget.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Your dual personality is perfect for Halloween – who needs a costume when you can switch between charming and creepy in seconds? But this week, your indecision might have you stuck between Frankenstein and Dracula. Just pick one, Gemini! Halloween tip: Two-faced masks are your true calling this year.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): You’re probably crafting your own haunted house right now – complete with emotional baggage as décor. This week, your clinginess might be scarier than any vampire lurking in the shadows. Halloween tip: Maybe give your friends a break from the guilt trips – nobody wants to cry on Halloween.
Leo (July 23 – August 22): The costume competition is on, and of course, you expect to win. You’ve probably already ordered a custom crown. But beware, Leo – nobody likes a Halloween diva, so try not to outshine the jack-o’-lanterns. Halloween tip: Tone down the glitter unless you want to blind a werewolf.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22): You’ve already color-coded your candy and made a checklist for surviving the apocalypse, haven’t you? Relax, Virgo – it’s Halloween, not a test of your practical skills. Halloween tip: Try not to critique other people’s costumes… even if they clearly glued their zombie arm on backwards.
Libra (September 23 – October 22): As usual, Libra, you’re stuck trying to choose between going as a sexy vampire or a sexy witch. This week, you’ll struggle to keep the peace between your spooky social circles. Halloween tip: Avoid getting sucked into a costume group – you’re better off as a lone wolf this year.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): It’s your season, Scorpio, and you’re thriving in the spooky vibes. But be careful – your natural intensity might turn you into that person who takes Halloween way too seriously. Chill with the hexes, and enjoy the fun! Halloween tip: Maybe keep your potion-making to yourself this time.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): You’re planning a Halloween adventure that’ll probably end with you lost in the woods, laughing hysterically while everyone else screams. This week, your spontaneity is both exciting and terrifying. Halloween tip: Maybe pack a map – or at least some extra candy to bribe the ghosts.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Your Halloween party planning has been so intense, you’ve probably already written a post-mortem. But Capricorn, not everything has to be an achievement! Let go of the perfectionism and enjoy the spooky season. Halloween tip: Don’t turn your pumpkin-carving contest into a corporate event – relax, it’s just for fun.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Your costume will be something so obscure, only aliens and time travellers will get it. You love standing out, Aquarius, but don’t be so weird that people think you’re actually from another dimension. Halloween tip: Maybe opt for something a little more recognisable than ‘Existential Dread, 2024 Edition’.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20): You’re likely to drift through Halloween in a dreamlike state, lost between dimensions. Watch out, Pisces – you might accidentally walk into a mirror and start talking to your reflection. Halloween tip: Just try to keep one foot in reality, especially when you’re telling ghost stories – people still get scared! This week, let the spooky fun guide you, but don’t let the tricks play you!